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12.24.2010

Christmas is HERE!


It is about 83 degrees today, and we are one day away from Christmas!  Yesterday was our last day of school (we return on Monday, January 3), and all week we were feeling the Christmas spirit!!  While the climate has certainly challenged our notions of the holiday season, we are learning to re-define what Christmas means to us.  This year, it will not be spent with extended family and close friends.  Nor, will we be celebrated snuggled up to a fireplace in cozy sweats experiencing the first "White Christmas" in Cornelia.  Instead, we will be partaking in a pig roast at Daniel Stafford's house followed by snorkeling and paddle-boarding in the ocean with some of our closest friends.  This will be our first (and perhaps only) Christmas Day where it is just the two of us.  It will also be our first (and probably not only) Christmas Day celebrated somewhere other than Habersham.  In many ways, it doesn't feel like a traditional Christmas, but in many others, we have felt the true spirit of the season ten-fold.  90% of this island is Catholic, so the phrase "Merry Christmas!" is said rather than the ubiquitous "Happy Holidays!" heard on the mainland.  In front of the courthouse, the palm trees are decorated with gigantic ornaments, a huge Christmas tree has been set-up, and a life-size Nativity is on display.  Signs saying "Merry Christmas" are hung on the front doors of our school, carolers serenade shoppers at our local grocery and department store, and our school celebrated the holidays through student performances all this week during lunch (complete with a cameo from Santa Joey Claus!).  Colleen baked Christmas cookies, and I helped her ice them.  We watched A Christmas Story and all of us reminisced about some of our favorite Christmas memories.  It is indeed a wonderful time of year!

Merry Christmas, everyone!





12.23.2010

From Demorest to Papago to...

Yesterday, we went to our mail box, and to our great surprise, we received a Christmas package from Aunt Lindsay and Uncle Douglas (John's sister and brother-in-law).  While we have received some wonderful packages and precious and thoughtful cards this season from friends and family on the mainland and Saipan, this gift really took the prize.  Custom-made signs featuring our hometown of Demorest, GA and our new hometown of Papago, Saipan with their respective longitude and latitude coordinates.  Aunt Lindsay, a reader of our blog, included a note, "Just a little something to add to your 'Photo Wall.'"  Thanks, Aunt Lindsay!

Merry Christmas to everyone in 
Demorest, Papago, and everywhere in between!  

Posing with our signs giving the obligatory "Hang Lose" sign (featured in almost all pictures in our local papers)

Crash Test Dummies



As part of the Elgers’ trip to Saipan a day trip to Tinian was planned on Constitution Day (another seemingly random mid-week holiday – Wednesday this time).  We rented scooters (except for John, who decided to go with a car to spare himself from the mid-day sun of the tropics) and set out to explore the numerous WWII and natural sites on the island.  Trips to the former Japanese Radio Communication Building and a Shinto shrine were both intriguing and without major incidents.  The blowhole, however, had a little something to say about our efforts at a leisurely day.  Joey entered first on his scooter and cruised delicately down the loose gravel road.  However, before he hit the bottom he saw Jan sprawled out on the ground in his rearview mirror.  The gravel and the instability of her smaller scooter had caused a spill and sent her face (chin, really) first into the ground.  John’s decision to have the car paid off, as he was able to take Jan to Tinan’s Medical Center for a clean-up and stich up.  Some injuries that looked pretty ugly at first (thanks to the blood and a detached inner part of the lip) only required some thorough cleaning up and a few stitches.  The doctor on call in Tinian was great, as were the ones in follow-up appointments in Saipan.  All things considered, the situation turned out just fine.  To top it off, In a night of karmatic redemption, our Tuesday Night Trivia team (sporting the moniker “Crash Test Dummies”) emerged victorious to offer a little relief to Jan’s bruised body (and ego).

Crash Test Dummies (Elgers, Colleen, and Micah) pose with Quiz Masters Daniel Stafford and Brian O'Laughlin and Host, Jordan.  Glenn Hunter, Promotional Genius, is taking the photo.

12.22.2010

Doctor's Orders

For about two weeks, I was a bit under the weather.  It was flu season at school, so bad germs were free-flowing.  When I finally broke down and went to the doctor (I couldn't talk anymore, my throat hurt so badly!), I received excellent advice.

"Do you like to swim?" he asked. 
"Yes!" I replied. 
"Then, go swimming about three times a day for the next three days.  The salt water will do wonders for your cold.  Just breathe deeply!" Dr. Stearns said.




No medicine required.  I just drank plenty of water and went for swims.  In about three days, I was feeling like my old self!  TIS (This is Saipan!)

Speaking of the flu...Saipan has a flu mascot named Kung-Flu.  With a steady beat of claps as the underlying beat, the words to the PSA go something like, "It is out there.  Waiting for you.  Be on the lookout for Kung-Flu."  We wish we could find a recording to post, but a picture will have to suffice for now.

Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle All the Way!




The Saipan Swim Club hosted its annual 5K Jingle Bell Fun Run on Wednesday, December 8.  Over 100 runners took part, many of them kids.  People dressed up in their finest holiday running gear, and everyone had a jingle bell attached to their shoes.  We jingled all the way to the finish line!  My friend, Bekcy Iseman, was my jingly partner, and she refused to let me walk any of the race.  "If you want to slow down, just run at a 'shoe lace' pace.  Only run as fast as you can if your shoelaces were tied together."  Such a great coach, and she and I ran all the way!

This picture was in the local paper.  Technically, you can't see me in the crowd, but trust me, I'm there.  Joey's been in the paper twice, so, I'm saying this counts as one for me!


Go Forth and JINGLE!

Signs of Saipan

Match the first part of the sign with the second part.  We will post the answers next week.  TIS!

Bing, Bang, Beng Restaurant (The Stoney's of the Marianas)
Bo Bo Barber Shop
Brabu Village
Chalan Pale Arnold Filipino Fast Food
Chung Ji aka Middle Road
Dan Dan and Chalan Kanoa (CK) Football Club 
Docomo Pharmacy
Dong Boo Auto Parts
Ebisuya In-Door Shooting Range
Galaxy Tire Shop
Guang Dong Restaurant  
Guk Bob Hardware
Hafa Adai Bakery
Jhem's Chinese Restaurant
Jigz Resort
Joeten Store 
Lau Lau and Pau Pau Cell Service
Ming Yang's Fish House
Paire Market
Poon's Bar 
Tan-G's Spot Beach

Happy Guessing!

Check One Off the Bucket List for Joe!

Daniel Stafford and Joey Elger after making their first national team appearance for the CNMI
 
Joey plays for the CNMI National Soccer Team!  Here's the article that was published in The Northeast Georgian about his experience.
 
A pair of former Habersham County residents recently got a chance to live out a sports dream thousands of miles from home.  On Dec. 6, Daniel Stafford and Joey Elger had the honor of representing the Commonwealth of the Northern Mariana Islands (CNMI) National Soccer Team in an exhibition match against Keio University of Japan.  The CNMI, a U.S. Commonwealth, is a collection of 15 islands in the Northern Pacific Ocean. The biggest of these islands, Saipan, accounts for about 90 percent (50,000 people) of the population of the CNMI. The CNMI is a full member of the East Asian Football Federation (EAFF), along with notable soccer nations such as 2010 World Cup participants Japan and South Korea. They are in the process of becoming full members of soccer’s world governing body, FIFA, and will participate in World Cup qualifying for the first time for the upcoming 2014 FIFA World Cup in Brazil.  
 
Stafford, a resident of the CNMI and Saipan for two years, is currently an in-house attorney for Bridge Capitol, an Asiabased investment firm.  Stafford is a 1999 graduate of Habersham Central, where he lettered in track, basketball, and football. He taught Spanish at HCHS and coached football and track for the Raiders during the 2005-06 school year.  “I’ve been fortunate to compete in various sporting events throughout my life, and the excitement of stepping onto the field is always there to a certain extent, even in the most trivial of competitions,” said Stafford. “However, nothing compares to the feeling of representing your country in an international match. It’s exhilarating yet humbling, and I was proud to be a part of it.”  
 
Elger and his wife, Elizabeth, have been teachers at Marianas High School since September. He is a 1997 graduate of Habersham Central, where he lettered in soccer. He taught World History at the Habersham 9th Grade Academy from 2005-10 and coached the Lady Raider soccer team.  “From the training to the match, the experience of being part of the CNMI National Team has been one I’ll never forget,” said Elger. “Coach Seki’s experience and knowledge of the game at its highest level has helped me grow immeasurably as a coach and player. Each day living in the CNMI has made me feel more and more at home, and I can’t think of a greater honor than representing this place I’ve grown to love and respect.”  
 
The 90-minute friendly between Keio and the CNMI, held at the CNMI National Stadium/Ada Field in Saipan, was split up into three 30-minute periods. Keio University, established in 1858, is the oldest institute of higher learning in Japan. Located in Tokyo, Keio is one of the most well-respected university soccer teams in Japan. Stafford started in goal for the home team, and recorded several outstanding saves as the game remained scoreless through the first 45 minutes.  Stafford nearly created a few scoring chances through his distribution, as punts were consistently driven deep into the opposition’s half of the field.  Stafford remained between the pipes during the second period and was unlucky to fall behind 2-0 on a penalty kick and screened shot from 20 yards out.  Keio tacked on a third goal by the end of the second period, and took a 3-0 lead into the final frame.  “Although we lost, we still played well,” said Stafford. “I’m excited about continuing to work with the team in preparation for the Marianas Cup in April, and hopefully for world cup qualifying games this summer.”
 
In the final period, Elger came on at central defense, but the CNMI was unable to slow down a fitter and 
more well-organized Keio side as they tacked on four more goals to make the final score 7-0. “Of course, I wish the result would have been different, but I feel confident Coach Seki’s continued work with the team will pay off when the Marianas Cup (vs. archrival Guam) rolls arround in April,” said Elger.
 
The National Team warming up!

Trey, Daniel, and Joey...three Georgia boys on the team

#11 in the programs, #1 in my heart!
 

Sakau--Not Just a Cup of Mud


Our continued embrace of the unknown took another step with the sampling of a mud-like beverage with intoxicating qualities.  Known as Sakau by those from Pohnpei (an island in the FSM – Federated States of Micronesia, south of Saipan) and Kava by most others, the root-derived beverage takes some getting used to.  It creates a tingling sensation on your tongue, mouth, and face.  The more you drink, the more “enlightened” you feel.   While I felt quite scholarly after five rounds, my wife was downright Socratic after her seven cups.  Accompanied by delicious short ribs and chicken wings (and, of course, rice), it made for a sublime evening with our best friends and relatives (Thomas and Tab).  The setting – on a farm right near one of Saipan’s prettiest beaches/overlooks – only added to the experience.  Yes, there was a cock-fighting ring there, which is illegal unless it takes place at the sanctioned cock-fighting arena on Middle Road.  Yes, there was a cage with a giant monitor lizard there. No, there was no electricity.  Yes, there was an actual outhouse.  What an amazing experience!!!  TIS (This is Saipan). 

Elizabeth hanging out with Mannie (the owner of the farm).  As you can tell from her shirt, it was a bit hot that day!

Some of the natives making Sakau

Amanda stepping in to help make the intoxicating drink

The Cock-Fighting Ring
Where the delicious food was prepared

Where we ate


12.21.2010

Elger Invasion


Unfortunately, the prohibitive cost of holiday travel ($2500 RT per person) prevented Liz and I from returning to Georgia for our Christmas break.  However, we were fortunate enough to have quite an alternative present itself.  Bracketing the holiday season would be visits from the Elgers (Dec 2-16) and Smiths (Jan 21 – Feb 2), bringing a little bit of Habersham to the islands to soothe our souls.  Jan and John came first, followed closely by Thomas and Tab (the middle week of the two week period).  All seemed to enjoy the hospitality and sights of the island.  Highlights included the endless flow of Asian snack foods and beverages(Thomas and Tab), great snorkeling on hidden beaches (Thomas, Tab, John), affordable cleaning and drop-off laundry (John), endless supplies and varieties of tea (Jan, Thomas) and time mothering her sons and daughters-in-law (Jan).  All four were ready to move after their short time there, and found themselves beginning to understand the strange pull that this delightful, frustrating, gorgeous, third world, small town America place known as Saipan can have on somebody.  It was sad to see them go, but exciting to have one more group of people who (even in a small way) understood the unforgettable experience provided by the CNMI. 

The Elger Clan in Saipan
John in the backwoods of Saipan

Thomas taking photos in the Japanese Communications Building on Tinian
Tabitha at a Japanese Monument on Tinian
Jan on Saipan



12.16.2010

Coming Soon to a Saipandemonium Near You...

As you have probably noticed, it has been a little while since our last post.  We want to blame this on two things, Brian and Colleen O'Laughlin and Invasion Saipan. 

First, our dearest friends Colleen and Brian hosted an incredible (truly words can't describe it) Thanksgiving FEAST for 20 of our closest friends on Saipan.  However, they wanted to post about the occasion on their blog before we posted about it on our blog.  We have been out-posting them since our arrival on Saipan, and since they were (and are) the hostesses with the mostesses, we just couldn't turn down their request.  They also just got internet at their house, so they will now be out-posting us.  Check out their delightful take on Saipan here.

Second, Saipan is in the process of recovering from its first Elger Invasion!  We were so lucky to have John and Jan (Joey's parents) and Thomas and Tabitha (Joey's brother and sister-in-law) visiting us for two weeks.  What a whirlwind adventure we all had!  John and Jan left at 4:30 this morning, and Joey and I are truly bummed.  There is nothing like showing family your new home, and we were delighted to have visitors this close to Christmas. 

This weekend, our plan is to get busy posting away.  And, boy, do we have a lot to catch up on.  Just to give you a preview, here are the titles of our in-the-works blog posts...

Check One Off the Bucket List!
Thankful
Doctor's Orders
Crash Dummies
Elger Invasion
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle All the Way
Drinking Mud
Gony and His Machetti
"Happy Holidays?!"  We say, "Merry Christmas!"
Cookie Monster
We Love Uncle Jerry
Saipan Signs

We will see you back in blog-land really soon!